DeJoy was named Astronomer’s interim CEO after Byron was placed on leave following his alleged cheating scandal.

In this distressing American moment, who knew that what our nation needed was a canoodling pair having their affair put on blast at a Coldplay concert?

Case in point: the married tech company founder who was caught cuddling a woman who was not his wife on the Jumbotron during a Coldplay concert in Foxborough last week.