Imagine creating fan fiction in your head about Gwyneth Paltrow shading Meghan Markle, and the whole time, Meghan is in Gwyneth’s kitchen eating pie.

Nor did Gwyneth stop there. She was also pictured wearing an apron emblazoned with the legend, “My father’s daughter”; we all know about Meghan’s relationship with her own estranged dad, while Gwyneth was devoted to her own father Bruce and was devastated when he died very young, at just 58.