In the collection of funny Christmas quotes below, you'll find amusing observations ... Santa Claus, “Home Alone” “I’m the Holiday Armadillo, your part “Jewish” friend.” ...

Here are 14 quotes Newsweek has assembled in honor ... And that, of course, is the message of Christmas. We are never alone. Not when the night is darkest, the wind coldest, the world seemingly ...

A faux trailer for a "Home Alone 3" movie with Macaulay Culkin got ... Sure, you could watch McDowell getting attacked by Christmas wrapping paper and goo or just watch his much better "A ...