I wish I could tell you that this whole Pooniverse horror crossover thing was simply a collective fever dream. The idea of ... Tinkerbell, and Bambi and turning them into murderers does make ...

The once-lovable deer Bambi has become a dark murderer in a brand-new horror film "Bambi: The Reckoning." ©Walt Disney Co./Courtesy Evere The once-lovable deer Bambi has become a dark murderer ...

Still from "Bambi." Should Disney really remake this animated ... directed by Tim Burton. It had that fever-dream quality of the animated classic, but we're old now and can't handle fever dreams ...

Indeed, on the poster, which Variety is also able to exclusively reveal, Pooh is seen swinging a bear trap on a chain while riding a vicious, bloodthirsty Bambi. Because why not? “As horror fans ...