I hope that made you groan too. I particularly like its resonance with the Los Angeles lifestyle. To compensate for the curling remark, I'll end with a better bad physics pun, or collection thereof.

The humble smiley face emoticon, now a staple of online communication, owes its origin to a physics joke that didn't hit quite right at Carnegie Mellon University in 1982—and the three days of ...

When you think of a scientist, what comes to mind? Some might say a pretty serious, highly intelligent guy in a white coat, who spends so much time solving problems that he doesn't have many hours ...

If you only laugh at jokes, then you’re not taking them seriously enough. Jokes have functions. “I don’t suffer from insanity – I enjoy every minute of it!” (That’s releasing stress.) “Mixed emotions ...

A lighthearted physics-themed dad joke for a quick smile. Popular supplement ingredient linked to shorter lifespans in men Ryan Reynold's $200 million sci-fi flop is officially a global streaming ...

No reference to the classic Smiley Dictionary? There are several versions I believe but this is the one I encountered back in the early 90s. Jesus... that takes me back. I'm sure I looked that up back ...