Good lord, I guess I have to summarize this latest Sydney Sweeney ordeal. Sweeney, the actress who has become a culture war touchpoint because some conservatives decided her buxom figure represents the end of woke,

The short-but-sweet update sent fans buzzing, especially with Vie (French for “life”) expected to arrive this fall. It’s her first full-length project since 2023’s Scarlet, which gave her the chart-topping hit Paint the Town Red.