I wish I could tell you that this whole Pooniverse horror crossover thing was simply a collective fever dream. The idea of ... Tinkerbell, and Bambi and turning them into murderers does make ...

The once-lovable deer Bambi has become a dark murderer in a brand-new horror film "Bambi: The Reckoning." ©Walt Disney Co./Courtesy Evere The once-lovable deer Bambi has become a dark murderer ...

Indeed, on the poster, which Variety is also able to exclusively reveal, Pooh is seen swinging a bear trap on a chain while riding a vicious, bloodthirsty Bambi. Because why not? “As horror fans ...