“How can you do this to me on sticker day?” she asks before revealing ... by Loretto’s discovery and urge her to report it. “Nope. Report it to the Environmental Health Department ...

He then requested a new Uber, and according to him, “A second, black Honda Accord pulls up, same license plate ending, but this one had the Uber sticker, same make, same model, same last three ...

But nope, they’ve been outdone. The real MVP of red, white, and blue automotive pride is, of all companies, Tesla. Yes, the same tech bro–magnet that brought you memes, stock market drama ...