Join the nine-year-old caption-writing sensation Alice Kassnove as she puts her spin on New Yorker cartoon captions ... Don't judge. If people ask, we come from planet Toaster.

and I am here to caption some New Yorker cartoons. We've got a guy here sitting ... See, now, a lot of people would say that's a pen. To me, I made it a telescope, and this guy's on a date ...