Right, now onto the actual film. Invasion U.S.A. starts with brutal, merciless boat murder, which would never have happened if Chuck Norris was a mermaid. The water slaughter is perpetrated by ...

Legend has it that instead of a chin beneath Chuck Norris' beard ... lost Walter Hill joint -- that is a Texas-sized ...

And when it comes to action stars, few can strike as much fear and awe into the hearts of ruthless villains as Chuck Norris .

Chuck Norris in "Invasion U.S.A." by Joseph Zito (1985 ... at "Nuit Nanarland," organized by the website of the same name. "USA! USA!" the audience shouts at the admittedly baffling spectacle ...

Air Force veteran Chuck Norris, a native of Oklahoma who learned martial arts while stationed in South Korea, went on to become a world-famous karate champion in the 1960s and 1970s. Norris ...